Friday 10 March 2017

Funny Quotes About Life

Funny Quotes


Funny Quotes
Funny Quotes About Life

The great pleasure in life
is doing what people say
you can not do.
- Funny Quotes About Life
By Walter Bagehot




Funny Quotes About Life
Funny Quotes About Life

Life is hard; it's harder if 
you are stupid.
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Funny Quotes About Life
Funny Quotes About Life

If you have an opinion about my life,
please raise your hand. Now put it over mouth.
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Funny Quotes About Life
Funny Quotes About Life

I've reached that age where my brain goes
from "You probably should not say that." To
"What the hell, let's see what happens."
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Funny Quotes About Life
Funny Quotes About Life

I feel like I should clean the house,
So I'm going to lay down and nap
until that feeling passes.
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Funny Quotes About Life
Funny Quotes About Life

Life is not a fairy tale.
If you lose your shoe at midnight,
you are drunk.
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Funny Quotes About Life
Funny Quotes About Life

The best things in life either make
you fat, drunk or pregnant.
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Funny Quotes About Life
Funny Quotes About Life

Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.
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Funny Quotes About Life
Funny Quotes About Life

I'm sweet, kind, lavable and innocent...
shhhhh stop laughing. 
You are blowing my cover !
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Funny Quotes About Life
Funny Quotes About Life

We all have a friend that only
gets called by their nickname, and it sounds
weird to even say their real name.
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Funny Quotes About Life
Funny Quotes About Life

Life is not about how you survive the storm,
it's about how you dance in the rain.
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Funny Quotes About Life
Funny Quotes About Life

In the morning you beg to sleep more,
in the afternoon you are dying to sleep.
and at night yuo refuse to sleep.
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Funny Quotes About Life
Funny Quotes About Life

I walk around like everything is fine,
but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is 
sliding off.
- Funny Quotes About Life