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A mind is like a parachute. It does not work if it is not open. - Frank Zappa

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The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it is too late for them to back out.

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When some thing bad happens you have three choices. you can either let it define you.  Let it destroy you, or you can let it strengthen you.

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Life is Too Short To Be Serious All The Time. So, If you can not laugh at yourself, call me ... i'll laugh at you.

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A positive attitude may not solve all you problems. But it will annoy  enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

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Minds are like parachutes - They only function when open. - Thomas Dewar

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When someone asks what i did over the weekend, I squint and ask " Why,  what did you hear ?? "

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You can wish or you can make it happen WISHES are the more convenient opition

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When life gives you lemons, Freeze them and throw them as hard as possible at the people making your life difficult.

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Today is the day, i can feel it Today i will catch that tall.

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People push you to your limits, but when you finally explode and fight back, you are the mean one

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I just want to spend the rest of my life laughing

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Someone just called me normal...  I have never been so insulted in my entire life..

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Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've  been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama

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We are all born crazy. Some of us remain that way.

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The Fact that there is a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers

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No matter how serious life gets, you still  gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

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It's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe